ALL FOR JOBS

> A man walks into a grocery store. "I would like half a head of
> lettuce."
>
> The teenager working there answers him "Sorry sir, we only sell full
> heads of lettuce."
>
> "But I only want half a head"
>
> 'Sorry, but we can't do that"
>
> Getting angry, the man demands that the boy speak to the manager. So
> the teenager goes back to the manager, and tells him "Sir, there is
> some asshole in the store who wants half a head of lettuce." Just
> then he turns around and sees the customer directly behind him. "And
> this gentleman wants the other half."
>
> The manager deals with the customer, then goes to the teenager "Son, I
> am really impressed how quick you were on your feet today. Where are
> you from?"
>
> "I'm from Canada."
>
> "Oh" says the manager "Why did you leave?"
>
> "There's nothing in Canada but hockey players and sluts."
>
> The manager replies "My wife is from Canada!"
>
> "Really, what team did she play for?"