SPORTS JOKES

Three baseball fans were on their way to a game when one noticed a foot
sticking out of the bushes by the side of the road.

They stopped and discovered a nude female dead drunk. Out of respect and
propriety, the Cubs fan took off his cap and placed it over her right
breast. The Red Sox fan took off his cap and placed it over her left
breast. Following their lead, the Yankee fan took off his cap and placed
it over her crotch.

The police were called and when the officer arrived, he conducted his
inspection. First, he lifted up the Cubs cap, replaced it, and wrote
down some notes. Next, he lifted the Sox cap, replaced it, and wrote
down some more notes. The officer then lifted the Yankees cap, replaced
it, then lifted it again, replaced it, lifted it a third time, and
replaced it one last time.

The Yankee fan was getting upset and finally asked, "What are you, a
pervert or something? Why do you keep lifting and looking, lifting and
looking?"

Well," said the officer. "I am simply surprised. Normally when I look
under a Yankees hat, I find an asshole."