OLDIES JOKES
There was a widow and widower living next to each other. They had been neighbors for
over 30 years, but each had lost their spouse not too long ago. Over a number of weeks,
they had become close. One day, the man
asked the woman if she enjoyed fishing. Yes, she replied, she used to enjoy fishing with
her late husband. The man agreed to pick her up at 6 a.m. the next morning.
They went down to the river at the time they decided the next day, and began fishing.
After a while, the man began to move the boat upstream. They came to a fork in the river
and the man asked the woman, Up or down. Being nice, he wanted to let her decide.
The woman looked around, promptly took off all her clothes and jumped on the old man. They
had passionate sex. After a while, they redressed and resumed fishing.
Later in the day, they came to another fork in the river. Again, the man asked, Up or
down, and once again the woman stripped and another round of passionate sex commenced.
That evening, upon arriving home, the man asked the woman if she would like to go fishing
again the next day. The woman agreed.
A little after 6 a.m. the next morning, they got to the river. As they came across that
first fork in the river, the hopeful man asked the lady, Up or down.
Down, the woman replied.
A little surprised, the man headed that way. After a morning of fishing, they got to
another fork.
Up or down, the man asked.
Up,the woman said.
Wait a minute, the man said. Yesterday, when I asked that question, you took all your
clothes off and we had passionate sex. Whats going on?
Well, the woman replied, yesterday, I forgot my hearing aid and I thought you said Fuck or
Drown!