MILITARY JOKES
A sweet young thing thought she might have some fun with a stiff-looking military man
at a cocktail party, so she
walked over and asked him when was the last time he had had sex.
"1956," was his immediate reply.
"No wonder you look so uptight!" she exclaimed. "Honey, you need to
get out more."
"I'm not sure I understand you," he answered, glancing at his watch. "It's
only 2014 now."
(note:....think in military time....1956 is 7:56pm.....you get thepicture)