MEDICAL JOKES

THE TALE OF NURSE JENNY....

Two doctors were in a hospital hallway one day complaining about Nurse Jenny.   "She's incredibly dumb.
She does everything absolutely backwards", said one doctor.  "Just last week, I told her to give a patient 2 milligrams of percocet every 10 hours.  She gave him 10 milligrams every 2 hours.  He nearly died on us!"

The second doctor said, "That's nothing. Earlier this week, I told her to give a patient an enema every 24 hours.  She tried to give him 24 enemas in one hour! The guy nearly exploded!"

Suddenly, they near this blood-curdling scream from down the hall.

Oh my God!" said the first doctor, "I just realized I told Nurse Jenny to prick Mr. Smith's boil!"

> > A women was very distraught at the fact that she had not had a date
> ,
> >> nor sex in quite some time.  She was afraid she might have
> something
> >> wrong with her, so she decided to employ the medical expertise of a
> sex
> >> therapist.  Her MD recommeded that she go see Dr. Chang, the
> >> well-known sex therapist.  So, she went to see  him. Upon entering
> the
> >> examination room, Dr. Chang said, "OK, take off all you crose.  So
> she
> >> did.  "Now, get down and crawl reery fass to other side of loom."
> So
> >> she did.  Dr. Chang then said, "OK now crawl reery fass back to
> me."  So
> >> she did.  Dr. Chang slowly shook his head and said "Your probrem
> vely bad, you
> >> haf Ed Zachary disease, worse case I ever see, that why you not haf
> sex
> >> or dates." Confused, the woman asked, "What is Ed Zachary Disease?"
> >> Dr. Chang replied, "It when your face rook Ed Zachary rike your
> >> ass."