LUCK AND GENIE JOKES

A man walks along a lonely beach. Suddenly he hears a deep voice: "DIG!"
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>He looks around: nobody's there. I am having hallucinations, he thinks.
>Then he hears the voice again: "I SAID, DIG !"
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>So he starts to dig in the sand with his bare hands, and after some inches,
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>he finds a small chest with a rusty lock.
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>The deep voice says: "OPEN !"
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>Ok, the man thinks, let's open the thing. He finds a rock with which to
>destroy the lock, and when the chest is finally open, he sees a lot of gold
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>coins.
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>The deep voice says: "TO THE CASINO !"
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>Well the casino is only a few miles away, so the man takes the chest and
>walks to the casino.
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>The deep voice says: "ROULETTE !"
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>So he changes all the gold into a huge pile of roulette tokens and goes to
>one of the tables, where the players gaze at him with disbelief.
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>The deep voice says: "27 !"
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>He takes the whole pile and drops it at the 27. The table nearly bursts.
>Everybody is quiet when the croupier throws the ball.
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>The ball stays at the 26.
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>The deep voice says: "SHIT!"